all is quiet

I'm giving myself a kind-of-holiday, this weekend: I'm in Canberra with my family and I intend to do VERY LITTLE aside from reading Patrick O'Brian novels, eating hot cross buns, scribbling fic into a notebook and playing with my new EeePC. Which is tiny and white and, I expect, will be stapled to my hip and carried around everywhere for the forseeable future.

I've also realised that the EeePC is the computer which should be called Elliot (actually white, coming to medical lectures with me) and that my iMac (enormous and silver) needs another name. I'll let you know when I think of one.

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This is my favourite xkcd so far this year, mostly because of the alt text.

*head in hands*

Er. Despite the many, MANY other things I am in the middle of, this piece of fanart by lizardspots seized hold of my brain yesterday. So I scribbled very fast for a while in order to PURGE THE MADNESS, and this appeared.

This is slapdash crack. I repeat: CRACK. It should not be mistaken for good-quality fic in any way, which is why I'm posting it here instead of at the ficblog.

You will never, ever know how hard I tried not to name this GOLDENEYE. But I failed. Because the laws of crack must be obeyed. (A bitter kiss will bring him to his kneeeeeeeees!)

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( Get on with it, Agent Pendragon, we're working to a bit of a deadline here. We don't have much time to indulge your insane kinks. )

Emma! Aria! input required

( Look, Ji & I may have gotten a little bit carried away )