this is becoming risible

5831 / 30000 words. 19% done!

Yeah yeah wordcount whatever.

MORE IMPORTANTLY:

My Inception fic now stands at 22,321 words (still incomplete; I have maybe 1.3 scenes to finish), meaning that it is now the longest thing that I have ever written.

No weapons are visible, but the guards in the carts have their eyes fixed on Arthur and one of them is talking into a radio, so whatever the problem is, it's probably going to get bigger.

"Does this guy smoke pot?" Arthur demands of Ariadne.

"What sort of question is that?"

"Does he?"

"I don't know."

"Well, he shouldn't. Ever."

"Sure, okay, we'll make sure to leave a note in his pocket when we wake up. Dear Jeremy, Just Say No." Ariadne blinks and clenches her hands around the steering wheel, and the cart's engine starts to make a far more interesting sound.

sunburnt again

Hello there, Australian summer :(

On the bright side, after grumbling my way to and from the farmers' market and then down to the shops in the hideous sun, I felt fully justified in buying some sav blanc to take the edge off the evening heat. This has probably contributed to the fact that I now have one scene to finish on my Inception fic. If I can get that done tomorrow, and spend a couple of evenings editing, it will probably be up by midweek. AND THEN I NEVER HAVE TO THINK ABOUT ARTHUR AGAIN.

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Yuletide signups are open! I am very pleased to be doing it again, but also convinced that nobody will request anything that I offer.