this is such an ideal song for this fic

I have been writing this stupid thing for so long I am losing all perspective. My own plot is swallowing me whole.

Which means: random disconnected snippet time!

(Which means: VALIDATE ME.)

( In which dragons & ghosts & prejudices are confronted, Merlin wears a hat (twice) and a dress (once), Arthur breaks some crockery (lots), there are more pranks than pillowfights but at least one of each, and many secrets are revealed. )