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I am wearing one long-sleeved top and two jumpers. Two pairs of socks. One pair of fleece-lined slippers. My warmest trousers. Fingerless gloves.
Why the fuck am I still cold?
What am I supposed to do when the weather gets colder?
(So far my options are: leave the country. Move north. Unfortunately, my planned implementation of the first will only last three weeks.)
Stealing Q's portable oil heater has the net effect of heating ONE side of my body, as the living room is too large for a single heater to actually raise the room temperature by any serious amount.
You know what I need? A lair. Inside a VOLCANO. A lovely, big, warm volcano.
( Progress report )
Why the fuck am I still cold?
What am I supposed to do when the weather gets colder?
(So far my options are: leave the country. Move north. Unfortunately, my planned implementation of the first will only last three weeks.)
Stealing Q's portable oil heater has the net effect of heating ONE side of my body, as the living room is too large for a single heater to actually raise the room temperature by any serious amount.
You know what I need? A lair. Inside a VOLCANO. A lovely, big, warm volcano.
( Progress report )
