Did I mention I hate winter? I hate winter

Oh, your hand at the level of your eyes.

WTF, Andrew Lloyd Webber. W. T. F.

Gaston Laroux is rolling in his grave right now.

But in the book it makes sense what with the daroga and the Punjab lasso and the architecture and the pistols and the backstory that does not involve CRAZY BAGS ON HEAD SORRY JI and the Persian's amusing narrative and no Madame Giry anywhere near the place, no matter how funny it sounds in her accent.

Also: there is nothing sexier than Spanish spoken with a Scottish accent.

Also: the bass soloist for our Requiem looks like Aziraphale, I swear to god. Like Bettany only...less angular.

Also: The Gunslinger is in my hot little hands and oh oh oh want to read it NOW.

Also: villainny has finished her degree and thus rules the intarweb for today :D