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all bitched out
28 Jan 2005 11:10 pmDear People Who Work At That Coffee Place -
When I ask for a skinny mocha caramelatte, you do understand that I don't really want coffee, right? I just don't like your hot chocolate. So stop making it taste so damn much like coffee.
Bitches.
-TJ Fahye
Dear Kingsley's Advertising Person -
Listen, I don't take people seriously when they use multiple punctuation. So what the hell makes you think I'm going to be enticed by your sign offering me
FREE COKE REFILLS?!?!!!
Grow up. Hire someone who can manipulate the intricacies of the English language and its punctuation. Thank you.
- Fahye
(Er. Once again, I blame the weather, and the difficulty of finding a carpark at 3pm on a Friday afternoon, and inept photo shop workers who think that 71 lots of 50c is more than $40 and try to charge me accordingly.)
When I ask for a skinny mocha caramelatte, you do understand that I don't really want coffee, right? I just don't like your hot chocolate. So stop making it taste so damn much like coffee.
Bitches.
-
Dear Kingsley's Advertising Person -
Listen, I don't take people seriously when they use multiple punctuation. So what the hell makes you think I'm going to be enticed by your sign offering me
FREE COKE REFILLS?!?!!!
Grow up. Hire someone who can manipulate the intricacies of the English language and its punctuation. Thank you.
- Fahye
(Er. Once again, I blame the weather, and the difficulty of finding a carpark at 3pm on a Friday afternoon, and inept photo shop workers who think that 71 lots of 50c is more than $40 and try to charge me accordingly.)
