all bitched out

[fahye]

Dear People Who Work At That Coffee Place -

When I ask for a skinny mocha caramelatte, you do understand that I don't really want coffee, right? I just don't like your hot chocolate. So stop making it taste so damn much like coffee.

Bitches.

- TJ Fahye


Dear Kingsley's Advertising Person -

Listen, I don't take people seriously when they use multiple punctuation. So what the hell makes you think I'm going to be enticed by your sign offering me

FREE COKE REFILLS?!?!!!

Grow up. Hire someone who can manipulate the intricacies of the English language and its punctuation. Thank you.

- Fahye


(Er. Once again, I blame the weather, and the difficulty of finding a carpark at 3pm on a Friday afternoon, and inept photo shop workers who think that 71 lots of 50c is more than $40 and try to charge me accordingly.)

Comments

[izumihydra.livejournal.com]

and that, my dear, is why i drink so much caffeine.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Judging by the emphasis on caffeinated drinks in this entry, my subconscious agrees with you.

However I am getting heaps of early shifts at work, and thus anything that prevents sleep? Bad idea.

[izumihydra.livejournal.com]

if you drink as much as i do, every day? soon enough, it won't keep you awake, sweetie. ^_^ do you want a fish named after you?

[fahye.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure. Will it die?

[izumihydra.livejournal.com]

dear god i hope not.
i named a sucky catfish after mel ('Chicken'), and the last one of them we had lasted only 4 days. XP so i think you'll be ahead. alternatively, you could just recommend a name.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Call it Pandora for me.

My Spike icon outsexes your Buffy icon.

*declares war!*

[izumihydra.livejournal.com]

fine. pandora it is.
and i start an all-joss icon BONANZA, because i KNOW i must win. *cackles*

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Pfff. Why stop at Joss? SEXY ICON SPREE.

However...

Inara angsts at j00!

[izumihydra.livejournal.com]

inara angsts at J00 even MORE!!!!
[why is it that we have almost the same icons? HMM?]

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Because we are secretly the same person.

Simon is sexy. You cannot deny this.

[izumihydra.livejournal.com]

then who is doing all the thinking, do you think? or was our conscious, like, doubled at birth and has evolved slightly in different directions, making you good at spacial things and me good at... i don't know, mocking the weak and defenceless?

he is sexy. as is my captain.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Maybe that's why our sense of direction implodes when we combine it.

Indeed. I see your tight pants and raise you one missing shirt.

[izumihydra.livejournal.com]

WE ARE AWESOME.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Ahah! *finally locates Saffron icon*

(Fear not. Other sexy icons are acceptable.)

[izumihydra.livejournal.com]

goodbye, firefly. i loved you so.
[this is, of course, a metaphorical mourning of the series as well as my icon collection. *sigh*]

[fahye.livejournal.com]

I've got one left!

[izumihydra.livejournal.com]

and i need to sleep! so use it fast. cut me deep. and i'll go with possibly my favourite:

[fahye.livejournal.com]

But it's Tracey, who is less sexy :(

Have a very sexy Alyson to see you off to sleep.

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA also ha. Endless amusement for the me.