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Looksies ---> teh Erin drew Lae for me.

Mother is very happy because she hasn't had to cook anything all week. I'm getting quite addicted to it. Scary. She told me today to STOP BAKING because we had enough sweet food already. So I made corn fritters for lunch and mongolian beef for tea. I am teh cooking mastaa.

Also, was talking with Mum about some of her patients who have complex, screwed up family lives (no names or anything, confidentiality clauses and stuff), and my fic suddenly grew a few more characters. Eheh. Main cast now has 17 members...

[ Let's see if I can name them... *cracks knuckles* ...David, Tasha/Keiran, Jesse, Phillip, Natasha, Leonard, Elle, Laine, Leo, Paul, Debbie, Kim, Alex, Anthony, Max, James, Lexus

Which includes:
* 2 hookers
* 1 pimp
* 1 schizophrenic
* 1 split personality syndrome
* 4 alcoholics
* 3 homosexuals
* 2 bisexuals. But I'm sure half of them are repressed.
* 1 corpse
* 1 person who doesn't actually exist
* lawyers, hairdressers, psychiatrists, martial artists, computer geniuses...

*major sweatdrop* ]

...and really doesn't need any more, or I won't be able to develop them properly. And I have a vague plot, but need some subplots. And I've sorted out the narration. And I'm already in love with both Jesse and Kim. Gah. And I'm going to stop talking about this now because I badly need to rave about the plot but would bore everyone to death if I did so.

Needs a better name than Missing Pieces, though it'll do for a working title.

*random* Oh yes, who else is going to Bry's farewell party? Whereabouts in Glebe Park is it?

(no subject)

Well, one person asked for it. And it needs to be put down somewhere. This is just the bare bones of the plot... I'm sure there'll be all sorts of random shit cropping up as I write.

Quote from story, to serve as a warning:

“Why is it,” said David pitifully, “that my best friends are my ex-girlfriend, my nephew, a psychiatrist, a lesbian and a pair of hookers?”

He was right. It was like one big What Is Wrong With This Picture.

Still interested? You must be as insane as me. Welcome aboard. And if someone thinks up a better title for God's sake tell me.

( Missing Pieces - plot overview )