can't...move...arms...

My entire body hurts. I wonder if i could trade it in and get a new one. Spent four straight hours either dancing or singing or both at once this arvo, and most of the dancing was the Wild Wild West hiphop one which I USED TO LIKE but now am beginning to hate with a passion because:

1)The choreographer was in a bad mood and decided to be a biatch. "Ok. Do it again. Too much footnoise." "Do it again. If you don't ALL do the backwards roll and the caterpillar then you have to do it twice." "Do it again, the footnoise was HORRIBLE." "Do it again, none of you are smiling. WHY AREN'T YOU SMILING???"
Take a wild guess, girlie...

2)I was today introduced to a lovely move called The Caterpillar or The Wormie, which is the breakdancing one where you lie down and lift your legs then roll down, and (if you are incompetent like me) banging first your chin then your chest then your pelvis into the groung in an exceedingly painful manner, especially if you are wearing a belt with a large buckle *winces* It's... hard to describe. People do it at discoes. I have never tried it in my life, and half an hour of trying it first on lumpy grass then on hard wood has rendered by back and arm muscles basically useless. My shoulder joints are screaming. I am supposed to do three of the damn things in a row. Hah. Add to that backwards rolls on a VERY hard floor (my NECK!! owwwwww...) and trying to lift and throw around a girl who weighs the same as me, and I doubt that I'll be able to move tomorrow. May have to do the maths test by dictation.

So, that was Gang Show for today. Had a driving lesson in the morning, much better at gear changes/steering and learned to reverse O.O Scary. Tried parallel parking. Failed miserably. Also had no time for WORK so I am now frantically finishing three pages of ray diagrams for physics. And I haven't done ANY maths revision. AT ALL. Am so screwed for this test, have to memorise all these formulae and stuff.

Bored. Hungry. SORE. Panicking about test. Wishing my inbox had something more interesting than goddamn junk mail in it. Could go and write epic emails to people in hopes of getting some in return but typing this is hurting my shoulder joints, and I REALLY need to get this physics done.

I hate Sundays.

large amounts of pointlessness...

QUOTE OF THE DAY, courtesy of BmB:

Orgasming to sociopolitic talk is officially considered kinky, Fox.
- the delicious COLLIN

Random survey from merioneth:

If you were to look into the mirror of erised what would you see? me 'n' eujar being world-famous fantasy author buddies and attending dodgy fantasy cons and having hordes of fanpeople who wrote slash fanfics and drew fanarts for us and living in a huge big shared apartment thingo with everyone... oh yeah, and having lots of money from doing this, too...

What about your boggart, what would that be? me being old and poor and ugly and probably married with hordes of screaming children and a fat slob of a husband

If you could murder one person and get away with it, who would it be? hmmm. am i being paid??

In which book do we learn where Harry's parents lived? I. don't. care. Haven't read them for AGES, anyway.

Lucius, Evil or just misunderstood? evil, and oh so INTERESTINGLY evil!

Least favorite food? anchovies. they are evil. and not even interestingly evil, just horrible fishy and over-salty evil.

Favorite smell? subway - a mix of baked bread and gorgeous hot COOKIES. also new car leather or jasmine flowers

If you could truly live one of your dreams (as in sleeping dream) - the one where i got married to orli was nice. probably that one. not the one i had LAST night which involved ali and teegs and i travelling around on a blue plate with teegs pushing. that was just ODD. (why, all of a sudden, is tegan in all my really WEIRD dreams??)

Greek olives or Spanish olives? ??? kalamata ones or stuffed ones.. what are they? greek, i think

Favorite Disney movie? emperor's new groove and mulan

Most annoying superhero? superman. i'm sorry. it's the underwear.

Least favorite flavor of gum? spearmint and cinnamon are equally disgusting

Favorite hour in the day? 4pm

Left or right handed? right

Do you like cheese? i like interesting cheeses. plain tasty cheese is boring.

What do you think camembert cheese tastes of? um, brie?

( Many many quizzes stolen off teegs's back entries )

I'm getting fitted for my skates tomorrow :) Can't wait to start again. Am already planning multiple artistic routines which I shall drag people along to the competitions to watch *evil smile*

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You know what I just worked out? Rum and raisin chocolate HARDLY counts as proper junk food. All that rum must surely reduce the dairy content. It's dark, right? Therefore less milk? And it's full of sultanas, which practically count as FRUIT and make up about a third of the whole thing, so you actually eat LESS CHOCOLATE.

Gees. I'm turning into Bridget Jones. Ali and I worked out the we-can't-afford-our-furniture diet, which is for when we move out and spend all our money on pretty couches and dragon tables and candle holders, thus rendering us paupers with no money for food. So we all lose weight and FIT ON THE COUCH.
It's perfect.

I'm procrastinating again. *sigh* Can you tell?