moan, groan

Thanks, body! Four days before my major prac exam is exactly the right time for you to have contracted a crippling gastro bug!

I haven't even got the mental energy to prop up a textbook and study in bed; all I'm doing is staring at the walls and drinking homemade oral rehydration salts, which taste seriously bizarre. (The alternatives being dehydration and/or hyponatraemia, however, I think I can put up with it.)

I just ate a small piece of toast and it was the best thing to happen to me ALL DAY.

Baaaack to bed.