eyai yuletide | torque & other nouns

(Antipodean advantage time! It's the 14th here. And I need to get this thing up before I edit it into oblivion.)

This story was written for: nextian! Mostly this fulfils the request Blacksheep Industries solve someone's problem, but there are smatterings of other bits and pieces in there as well. Set post-Three Bags Full, but not by very much.

(For the record: this is the picture upon which Bastian was based. The jacket needs to be two shades darker, and the hair -- well, you'll see. But everything else is perfect.)

( It's a curiosity, this naming of ships and cities and countries, all the things that hold people within them, as female. )

picspam: Joseph & the Technicolour Dreamcoat

I warned you! It's holidays, there will be picspams. This production of Joseph, like the JC Superstar I picspammed a while back, is a 'stage' version which was basically made to be filmed.

This musical, if you are unfamiliar with it, is crack. PURE CRACK. Andrew Lloyd Webber basically used it as an excuse to use a different style of music for each item, and it's extraordinarily cheesy and bright and fun and dizzying.

Also, homoerotic.



( Oh, you don't believe me on that last one? HAH. Just wait. )