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1) Even though it says right knee, EXAMINE BOTH KNEES, you retard.
2) It is probably a good idea to ask someone with arthritis about their arthritis.
3) I am much better at talking soothingly to patients about cannulation than I am at actually doing it.
4) There are some very nice fourth-years and some INCREDIBLE ASSHOLES OF FOURTH-YEARS.
I'm going to go back to my college room and nap. I can't quite face the prospect of typing up five lectures' worth of notes or pulling together a lit review. SLEEP. AND THEN COFFEE. AND THEN WORK.
*Mock objective structured clinical examination, pronounced MOSKI as though it were a delightful drink composed largely of vodka** instead of an apt demonstration that hell is other people. Other people who make you want to strangle yourself with your stethoscope out of sheer shame at your own incompetence.
**I don't think you have ANY IDEA how much I miss alcohol, flist.
2) It is probably a good idea to ask someone with arthritis about their arthritis.
3) I am much better at talking soothingly to patients about cannulation than I am at actually doing it.
4) There are some very nice fourth-years and some INCREDIBLE ASSHOLES OF FOURTH-YEARS.
I'm going to go back to my college room and nap. I can't quite face the prospect of typing up five lectures' worth of notes or pulling together a lit review. SLEEP. AND THEN COFFEE. AND THEN WORK.
*Mock objective structured clinical examination, pronounced MOSKI as though it were a delightful drink composed largely of vodka** instead of an apt demonstration that hell is other people. Other people who make you want to strangle yourself with your stethoscope out of sheer shame at your own incompetence.
**I don't think you have ANY IDEA how much I miss alcohol, flist.
