Naruto fics

Some Naruto fic recs for Heidi. I am enormously, enormously picky when it comes to fanfic, and I don't actually read much of it at all, but the following are the handful of fics that I've stumbled across in this (admittedly huge) fandom and really liked.

( Twelve fics in all )

gems from my clinical examination textbook:

Never miss an opportunity to inspect a patient's faeces

(or, Everything Comes Down To Poo*)

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The clinician who is fortunate enough to have vomitus available for inspection (ill-informed staff may throw out this valuable substance) should not lose the opportunity of a detailed examination.

My profession is so glamorous <3 I know as a small child I lay awake many a night dreaming of the time when I, too, could elect to stay home instead of going to see St Trinian's so that I could read textbook chapters on the joyful art of the rectal examination.

Man, I am such a mess at the moment. I really want to read and write but every time I pick up a book or open a document I feel guilty because I'm not studying. I panicked about money last week and applied for a couple of retail jobs that I don't know if I can even spare the time for, and I've got Med Revue stuff to do and college events and social outings and costumes to sew and trips to plan and...med school. Ugh. My first major exam is in three weeks and my life should be a piece of cake because I'm living on campus but because I'm me I've managed to find the stressors anyway and fill my life with them because oh yes, I'm a freaking nut.

*exhales*

Sorry guys. Venting.

*kdhdadncsdh okay yes terribly crass, but I love musical episodes of things. TANGO DOMINICAN is also awesome and much less concerned with bodily products.