sitrep regarding PIRATES

Words of fic completed: 3724

No. of times At World's End soundtrack listened to: at least 10

This is so ridiculous. I am going to go and clean the bathrooms. In my absence, anyone who is aware of any good PotC fic (ie. fic that does not involve Mary Sues, slaughtering of the English language, or sullen fans whose 'ships got sunk committing character assassination to salve their dashed hopes) should link it for me immediately. My situation is becoming so desperate that I ventured forth to ff.net, only to flee it in an undignified Jack Sparrow-like manner. With the flailing of limbs. Etc.

COUGH UP THE GOODFIC, INTERNET.

6301 words later

Well. I said I would and I did!

turn your sail (never say we die) - Pirates of the Caribbean - Captain Turner/Captain Turner

Spoilers for AWE, obviously.

AND NOW: TO DO THAT ASSIGNMENT THAT IS DUE TOMORROW. Bloody insidious OTP.

ETA: shdjhasas FIC NOW COMES WITH PERFECT SONG OF OTP. FROM THE SWAN PRINCESS. I KID YOU NOT.

( Lyrics! )

ETA 2: _leareth has written Follow The Waves, a gorgeous short piece about James Norrington that sort of works as a prelude to my fic, if you squint. Maybe if you apply rum. (Again: spoiler warning.)