AHA.

I have worked out that the reason Monica/Chandler doesn't really do anything for me is because it's basically like watching one half of my personality dating the other half of my personality. And I just don't think that my obsessive & ambitious side and my sarcastic & commitment-phobic side have all that much chemistry, you know?

Although the fact remains that I would totally date Chandler. I don't know what that means. Probably something disturbing.