I want my money back

Fahye: Well, I don't know if I'll be able to write anything for SG:A just yet, but I may as well open a document and see if anything happens.

~ not long afterwards ~

LKJhskjahsas this stupid fandom. Stupid. I have started writing this heartfelt thing about friendship and it's full of sentiment and what the hell, where has my beautiful ruthless cynicism gone?

*disgusted*

( No, really, this is just ridiculous. )

What the shit. I think I need to go read some Bret Easton Ellis or Chuck Palahniuk until this passes.