Milliways future!fic

This is mostly for Rami and Heater. But it's also for Ji, and Shivs, and Emmy, and Selkie, and Becca, and Viv, and Meg, and Josie, and um I can't even remember what other characters I stuck in here.

It's the result of a conversation Rami and I had a while ago. I had to get it all out tonight so that it wouldn't dance around in my head for days.

DO NOT JUDGE.

( Maybe we should have sent her to that boarding school in Manchester after all )

look, the keywords are relevant

I would like to take this opportunity to redeclare my amicable hatred for all of you and your American TV schedules. I wonder how long it will be this season before I cave and start reading spoilers for the third seasons of Grey's/House/VMars/BSG.

For the sake of a) my sanity, b) my sleeping patterns, and c) my GPA, nobody is to get me interested in ANY NEW SHOWS. ARE WE CLEAR, FLIST? GOOD.