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The first three lists, before I collapse into bed:

For hobviously - ( five grins Addison just couldn’t shake )

For cybermathwitch - ( five times that Lee and Kara *almost* met )

For kwayera - ( five times Jayne rejects River (and one time he doesn't) )

oh, fantastic

I knew I was feeling suspiciously healthy. Ugh.

*coughs up own lungs*

(For those just tuning in, I have a creepily consistent knack for getting sick in my mid-semester breaks, just when all the assignments are meant to be getting done. See?)

If those Five Times fics take a little while to get done, it's because I'm spending my day alternating between trying to write an impossible lab report/gulping down tea/falling asleep. Be merciful.

I have come to the conclusion that my fic is just not porny enough for the Doctor Who fandom. Because that is a fandom that sure does love its porn. I can't even work out why. IT'S BRITISH. THE BRITISH LEND THEMSELVES TO DEMURE SMILES AND HAND-HOLDING AND DOUBLE ENTENDRES. WHY THE FIXATION ON FILTHY SMUT?

*waves a hand* Ignore me, I'm suffering from feedback deprivation and it's making me snarky. Sour grapes and all that jazz.

Mirrormask ficthing

(I totally can't remember the movie well enough for this, but oh well.)

For bantha_fodder - ( five things Helena knows about Valentine )

and

( five things Valentine knows about Helena )