fic! again! who's surprised?

(This autosave draft thing? SO HANDY FOR WHEN ACROBAT CRASHES YOUR SODDING BROWSER. AGAIN.)

For some reason I find writing fic straight into a text box much easier than stretching it out on a Word document, if it's going to be short. So when the following conversation took place...

Fahye: OMG MORE SHAKESPEARE/BUFFYQUOTE ICONS PLZ!
Lizzen: WRITE PILOTPORN!
Fahye: BUT I AM LE SUCK
Lizzen: ...WRITE PILOTPORN!
Fahye: How about non-porny Katie?
Lizzen: THAT IS NOT EVEN A REAL GENRE
Fahye: True (only it is, because I appear to be the only person alive who writes Katie and gets NO SEX, WHAT HOW TRAVESTY).
Lizzen: Porn prompt = Kara gets kidnapped! Lee rescues her!
Fahye: AND LEOBEN IS THERE!
Lizzen: YES! GO TO!
Love and cookies and Leoben fangirlism: *abound*

...I figured I'd just pour some wine, start typing, and see what happened.

Because, dude, is this not the best icon in the world? Oh, Twelfth Night. I love your zany hijinks.

( Here we go... )