For the record

Dear Australia,

Pull your heads out of your asses, you bunch of pathetically conservative materialistic sheep. The man is a bigot. And a liar. And many other things which I shall refrain from saying because this is a public journal and I am a Nice Girl.

Sometimes.

Perhaps I shall move somewhere far far away. Canada sounds nice. Or possibly Tahiti.

Vague feelings of it's-not-really-patriotism-because-I'm-British-anyway-you-twats and very little respect,

Freya