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Seishirou: Wow, this skirt is really tight. I wonder why women still wear them even though it's now perfectly acceptable for them to wear trousers. Then again, the loose schoolgirl ones wouldn't be so bad -

Fahye: AAAAGGGGHHHHH!

Mental pictures: *are the scariest thing EVER*

Seishirou: Wouldn't Subaru-kun look amusing in a schoolgirl outfit?

Fahye: *is dead*

The fic: *is doomed*

Someone mixed something into my crack. I want a refund.