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conversations with odd people
9 Feb 2004 08:02 pmDad: Hey, look at this show where Wayne Cooper tells people how to dress right.
Mum: *sarcastic* Oh, but it wouldn't be the same without Carson.
Me: Oh, yes! Monday! Today is my gay guy TV day! Queer Eye and QaF!
Mum: You're not going to be watching that pornography that tries to pass itself off as a sitcom, are you?
Dad: What's this?
Me: Uh...
Mum: *launches into tirade on how Queer As Folk promotes bad homosexual stereotypes such as promiscuity*
Me: Actually, that's just Brian. Because he's a slut.
Mum: So they don't all go around sleeping with flight attendents?
Me: Uh, Emmet is just weak and easily manipulated.
Dad: Flight attendents?
Me: ...
Dad: Hey, what does QANTAS stand for? (it's Queensland And Northern Territory Air Sevices, for those non-Aussies)
Mum: *groans*
Dad: Queers And Nymphomaniacs Training As Stewards
Me: O_O
My parents are such strange beings.
I get to do a ten minute oral on how the Internet has corrupted the English language ^^ d00dy. OMGLIEKWTFLOL!!11 will play a large part, I expect.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
tammaiya is doing fangirl Japanese (OMG KAWAII I AM NEKO-CHAN!) for her oral.
Ice skating today was awful because the compressors broke down and the ice couldn't be resurfaced and I fell over doing impossible edge exercises and hurt my knee very badly and couldn't do any jumps because the ice was dreadful and it was cold and I was bloody tired. [/whinge]
And I want to say I finished all my homework but it was too hard >.< Already. Am alarmed.
I'd offer to write your paper, Xyn, but I really don't know if I could blab on for four pages. Two, maybe. Not four.
[ETA: I want to write. Something. Something short. Someone give me something. A title. A theme. A character. Anything. I'll scribble it in the hour between my TV-watching. Please? If I get more than one I'll write the next tomorrow. Or put them both in the same story. Where did this mood come from? *bounces*]
Mum: *sarcastic* Oh, but it wouldn't be the same without Carson.
Me: Oh, yes! Monday! Today is my gay guy TV day! Queer Eye and QaF!
Mum: You're not going to be watching that pornography that tries to pass itself off as a sitcom, are you?
Dad: What's this?
Me: Uh...
Mum: *launches into tirade on how Queer As Folk promotes bad homosexual stereotypes such as promiscuity*
Me: Actually, that's just Brian. Because he's a slut.
Mum: So they don't all go around sleeping with flight attendents?
Me: Uh, Emmet is just weak and easily manipulated.
Dad: Flight attendents?
Me: ...
Dad: Hey, what does QANTAS stand for? (it's Queensland And Northern Territory Air Sevices, for those non-Aussies)
Mum: *groans*
Dad: Queers And Nymphomaniacs Training As Stewards
Me: O_O
My parents are such strange beings.
I get to do a ten minute oral on how the Internet has corrupted the English language ^^ d00dy. OMGLIEKWTFLOL!!11 will play a large part, I expect.
tammaiya is doing fangirl Japanese (OMG KAWAII I AM NEKO-CHAN!) for her oral.Ice skating today was awful because the compressors broke down and the ice couldn't be resurfaced and I fell over doing impossible edge exercises and hurt my knee very badly and couldn't do any jumps because the ice was dreadful and it was cold and I was bloody tired. [/whinge]
And I want to say I finished all my homework but it was too hard >.< Already. Am alarmed.
I'd offer to write your paper, Xyn, but I really don't know if I could blab on for four pages. Two, maybe. Not four.
[ETA: I want to write. Something. Something short. Someone give me something. A title. A theme. A character. Anything. I'll scribble it in the hour between my TV-watching. Please? If I get more than one I'll write the next tomorrow. Or put them both in the same story. Where did this mood come from? *bounces*]
