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FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young LLAMA HERDER named BILL. He was FLIPPANTLY FUMIGATING in the FURIOUS forest when he met INSIGHTFUL SCOTT, a run-away CAT BURGLAR from the BIGOTED Queen SHERRIE.

BILL could see that INSIGHTFUL SCOTT was hungry so he reached into his SHOE and give him his BRAINLESS CHEESECAKE. INSIGHTFUL SCOTT was thankful for BILL's CHEESECAKE, so he told BILL a very HARMONIOUS story about Queen SHERRIE's daughter TINK. How her mother, the BIGOTED Queen SHERRIE, kept her locked away in a BROTHEL protected by a gigantic RHINO, because TINK was so BEAUTISPARKLY.

BILL MEDITATED. He vowed to INSIGHTFUL SCOTT the CAT BURGLAR that he would save the BEAUTISPARKLY TINK. He would SHOOT the RHINO, and take TINK far away from her eveil mother, the BIGOTED Queen SHERRIE, and GLOMP her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a DOWNTRODDEN TSUNAMI and INSIGHTFUL SCOTT the CAT BURGLAR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic RHINO from his story. BIGOTED Queen SHERRIE BETRAYED out from behind a SPATULA and struck BILL dead. In the far off BROTHEL you could hear a GIGGLE.

THE END.

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What I want to know is, what is tink doing in that brothel that's so damn funny?

and now for a proper update...

And just to make us feel like we've gone out with a bang, the chemistry department decided to put all of Year 11 Chem through seven levels of hell for their exam, wasn't that nice of them?

But - exams are over and I'm free for over two months. I plan to:

# Sew my little ass off and get this Seiferina costume looking GOOD

# Also have to sew ice skating costume for competition the day after my birthday. Found out another girl in my division is skating to Evanescence, but almost certainly not the same song. Hopefully. Grr.

# Ahem. Stop eating junk and drink a lot of water. Bought a skirt as part of my costume today that is kind of impossible to sit down in, and requires nice thighs. Combine that with kneehigh laceup boots...Anna? We're going to be Satin!Squall and Slut!Seifer. Yay us.

# Finish my music video to my crazy 99 MTV awards Britney/NSYNC song and then get Adobe Premiere and start playing around with it.

# Download stuffs. Siobhan has now got me addicted to "Only The Good Die Young", and "Not Me Not I" is my new themesong.

# WRITE. Quindlemire calls, as does Goddesses Don't Wear Black. I haven't written original fic for ages... But first off, must finish Siobhan's birthday present fic. I get to be older than her for exactly one day, ha.

I threw out basically all my pieces of paper from every subject today. Such a NICE feeling.