I think it's spelt "bairn"

<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Who</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Orlando Bloom </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Birthday of said baby:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">March 14, 2004</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Reason he fathered your baby: </td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">He's always wanted a little barin of his own. </td>

Which member of the Fellowship will father your children? by paper_flowers
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So... apparently we slept together some time in July, right?

Damn. I must have missed it.

So much Chem in my brain. It's horrible. I have at least four pages of bloody calculations. But PotC has almost finished downloading, so I can shove it onto a CD soon and get my disc space back.

...break time over. Going off to plough my way through differential calculus and fundamental arithmetic theories. Yeah, sounds fun, doesn't it?