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Saw The Three Musketeers tonight.
HEARTS. SPILLING OUT OF MY EYES.
That was so entertaining and so ridiculous and so everything I could ever have wanted out of a movie where Orlando Bloom clearly enjoyed the fuck out of playing a hamtastic villain with Evil Pouffy Hair, Matthew Macfayden played Athos as SELF-AWARE DRUNK TOM QUINN, Aramis was a manwhore ninja priest with reading glasses, hell to the yeah, and Titus Pullo was Porthos which makes sense considering they are basically the same character anyway. And somehow King Louis/Queen Anne was my favourite big-screen romance in...ages? ADORABLE FUMBLING ROYAL TEENAGERS. God. I want to see it ten million more times, cliche-ridden dialogue and random Americans and all. MILADY'S POUTFACE. IMPLAUSIBLE AIRSHIPS. NOTRE DAME. ACTUALLY KIND OF AWESOME FIGHT CHOREOGRAPHY. LOUIS'S HILARRIBLE HATS. THAT DUDE FROM DOCTOR WHO AND THE HISTORY BOYS. THE LOVE INTEREST WHO COMES UP WITH SENSIBLE PLANS INVOLVING CROSSDRESSING.
You should all go see it, is what I'm saying. I enjoyed it so much I almost forgot we were being forced to experience it in fucking 3D.
I wonder if I can ask for Yuletide fic about King Louis and D'Artagnan and their fistbumpy adolescent bromance of awesomeness.
HEARTS. SPILLING OUT OF MY EYES.
That was so entertaining and so ridiculous and so everything I could ever have wanted out of a movie where Orlando Bloom clearly enjoyed the fuck out of playing a hamtastic villain with Evil Pouffy Hair, Matthew Macfayden played Athos as SELF-AWARE DRUNK TOM QUINN, Aramis was a manwhore ninja priest with reading glasses, hell to the yeah, and Titus Pullo was Porthos which makes sense considering they are basically the same character anyway. And somehow King Louis/Queen Anne was my favourite big-screen romance in...ages? ADORABLE FUMBLING ROYAL TEENAGERS. God. I want to see it ten million more times, cliche-ridden dialogue and random Americans and all. MILADY'S POUTFACE. IMPLAUSIBLE AIRSHIPS. NOTRE DAME. ACTUALLY KIND OF AWESOME FIGHT CHOREOGRAPHY. LOUIS'S HILARRIBLE HATS. THAT DUDE FROM DOCTOR WHO AND THE HISTORY BOYS. THE LOVE INTEREST WHO COMES UP WITH SENSIBLE PLANS INVOLVING CROSSDRESSING.
You should all go see it, is what I'm saying. I enjoyed it so much I almost forgot we were being forced to experience it in fucking 3D.
I wonder if I can ask for Yuletide fic about King Louis and D'Artagnan and their fistbumpy adolescent bromance of awesomeness.
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