and so it begins

[fahye]

Oh man. This has the eerily familiar feeling of being the beginning of an era.

Five people Sakura punches in the face -- Naruto -- 1712 words. Patience, Sakura decides, is for people who aren't holding lives in the space between their mind and their fingers.

For those of you unfamiliar with Naruto (so...98% of you) but wanting to know enough to play along: I have surprised myself by becoming incredibly fond of the pink-haired love interest (see icon) in this anime. I know! I KNOW! But she kicks ass and yells a lot and is a medical ninja, which should pretty much explain the whole thing if you know me in the slightest.

The fic is for ryokophoenix, because I am running off to Sydney tomorrow and I will miss her enormously, but FANDOM WILL KEEP US TOGETHER. And also because she shoved this anime down my throat until I either fell in love with it of my own accord or developed Stockholm's syndrome; I no longer care which.

Comments

[ryokophoenix.livejournal.com]

HAR HAR HAR I WIN. ALSO I AM NOT AT ALL SURPRISED THAT SAKURA IS YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER*.

THANK YOU AND THANK YOU AND THANK YOU AND I'M GONNA MISS YOU SO HARD. ;_;

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOING TO BED AND NOW I'M HYPER AND GIGGLY AND STUCK ON CAPSLOCK. D<

*Note: You are not allowed to try using chakra to suction poison out of the cadavers.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

WELL YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO COME UP TO SYDNEY AND SLEEP ON MY FLOOR A LOT, AREN'T YOU?

*waggles fingers* STAND BACK, I'M GOING TO TRY SCIENCE NINJITSU.

[ryokophoenix.livejournal.com]

WHAT VILLAINY IS THIS, THAT YOU WOULD UNLEASH ME UPON YOUR COLLEGE DORM-MATES?

MAWHAWHAHAWHAWHAHWAH.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

IF ALL ELSE FAILS I CAN SMOTHER YOU WITH A PILLOW.

(Psssst, I don't know if you'll care, but I tweaked the very last line of the fic slightly. It was bugging me.)

[ryokophoenix.livejournal.com]

ALL YOUR COLLEGE-MATES WILL THINK I'M YOUR FAILED MAD SCIENTIST EXPERIMENT. I SHALL PERPETUATE THIS IMAGE BY LEAPING ON THEM IN CORRIDORS, SCREAMING WILDLY.

PILLOWS CANNOT STOP ME.

(fic is pretty either way, but I think it is a minor improvement)

[fahye.livejournal.com]

OKAY WHATEVER I AM OFF TO SLEEP, PLEASE TRY NOT TO GNAW ON THE VIRTUAL FURNITURE WHILE I AM GONE.

[ryokophoenix.livejournal.com]

*TEARS INNOCENTLY AT THE VIRTUAL CURTAINS*