girly things

[fahye]

I sodding hate mascara. I. hate. mascara. I have very long lashes, so the clumps tend to gather obviously on the very ends of them and teeter there like they're enjoying the thrill and possibly considering some kind of abseiling mission into my eyes. And no matter how careful I am to choose decentish brands or to look for packaging that has the words 'no clumps!' on it, THERE ARE ALWAYS CLUMPS. Other people manage it. Maybe my lashes are cursed. Despite it all, I retain a sense of hopeless gullibility that stems from the desperate hope that one day, one day, I will find non-clumping mascara.

Revlon: NO CLUMPS THIS TIME! Come on, baby, you can trust me.
Me: I don't know, I've been hurt before.
Revlon: But I've changed! New formula! I've had classes, I know better now, you know I love you...
Me: All right then.
Clumps: *duly appear*

But I have to wear mascara because I can't afford to get my lashes tinted until the school holidays end and I can start tutoring again. Grr. Argh.

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And now: the teaser for Avatar 3x04 'The Beach' = greatest thing ever to pass in front of your humble eyes, y/n? MY PSYCHOPATHIC FIRE PRINCESS GIRLFRIEND* IS WEARING BATHERS AND PLAYING VOLLEYBALL, YOU GUYS.

*Oh, whatever, be quiet, you know you have crushes that are even more shameful.

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[skygiants]

...BEACH VOLLEYBALL. *dissolves into helpless laughter* BEST THING EVER.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. LOOK AT THEM ALL IN THEIR LITTLE OUTFITS. Mai's determinedly long skirt next to Ty Lee's perky white bikini is awesome.

YOU WILL NEVER RISE FROM THE ASHES OF YOUR SHAME!!!

[skygiants]

I KNOW. I bet Ty Lee gets ALL INTO beach volleyball, too. *watches again and again, just because*

That is so going to be my sports catchphrase now. For any and all sports, but especially ping-pong.