captive author!

[fahye]

Once again, I astound myself with my ability to wake up thinking TODAY: I WRITE ESSAY! YES! NOTHING ELSE! and then make it to 5pm with nothing to show for it. Well. Very little.

*face in hands*

Looks like I'll be dosing myself with caffeine when we get home from Bell Shakespeare's Othello later tonight, and then dragging my brain and this damn essay into the wee hours.

Take pity. Indulge me:

If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fic in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?

The author makes no guarantees that she will write anything you want - that not being the point of the meme - but she might just refer back to this when she is in one of her wildly generous birthday-drabbles-for-the-masses!!!huzzah!!! moods. Maybe.

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[miscellanny.livejournal.com]

Hard Core Logo.


(I'm working on it. >:D)

[fahye.livejournal.com]

What, you can't get more specific than that? :D FOR SHAME, NNY. Come on, this is a meme of indulging ridiculous burning desires.

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

MORE RIDICULOUS FUTUREFIC OF COURSE.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

*points up* Specifics! This was supposed to be a meme in which I could sit back and laugh at people's crazy ideas, not a bombard-Fahye-with-hopeful-plausibility meme!

*sulks*

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

*panic*

(a) Lucifer and Famine discuss Blue Sun over a rather good wine!

(b) Thomas & Thom at prankwar in their daily life. How far is too far?

(c) Wallsex against plate glass in a New York high-rise?

*waves arms around*

The choice is yours! Of course, "all of the above" is the best choice ever.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

*waves arms around also*

AND AGAIN WITH THE PLAUSIBILITY. I should just delete the addendum about maybe actually writing these.

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

FINE I wish you would write about Von Rauffenstein and De Boeldieu retiring from the trials of war to a quiet Alsace-Lorraine château to farm geraniums and drink non-fat soy hazelnut lattes!

In 1919!

With their gloves on!

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

Er, but this is crazy, crazy.

*goes to bed*

[brynnmck.livejournal.com]

Slings and Arrows. Anything, really.

I seem to be writing "Joe Dick, Bridezilla" crack fic at the moment. I THINK SOMETHING HAS BROKEN IN ME, FAHYE.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

WELL, dS (+6deg) FANDOM JUST SEEMS TO HAVE THAT EFFECT?

*hits you helpfully on the side of the head*

[ashen_key]

Delia and Lucifer ganging up on Thom, kidnapping him to the TARDIS and trying to find a place with decent fashion to say 'look, THIS IS HOW YOU SHOULD DRESS'.

*beat*

Well, you did ask. There isn't enough Delia fic in the world.

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

I SECOND THIS.

[skygiants]

Myrtle getting accidentally swept up to be a Companion, complete with Wacky Captain Jack Mistaken Identity Confusion. Bonus points if Art, Jack Havock and Jack Harkness get to team up to find her and the Doctor!

[fahye.livejournal.com]

*weakly*

I love that idea so much I think I want to marry it.

[skygiants]

>:D!!!!!

Marry it, write it, it's ALL THE SAME.

[shati.livejournal.com]

*considers* Probably Buffy/Faith. Or River/Tara.

[agonistes]

I cannot decide. Either:

-- Adama-centric fic during the New Caprica era when everybody is leaving Galactica; or

-- Kaylee-centric fic, with Kaylee and Simon on the TARDIS and Jack makes fun of Simon and Nine makes comments about how it's like watching a tennis match until Kaylee starts poking at the console and they end up SOMEWHERE HISTORICAL. Or at the battle of Serenity Valley. Either one. :D?

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

HEROES FIC. ABOUT PETRELLIS. AND POSSIBLY MR. BENNET BEING SO AWESOME.

[littledust.livejournal.com]

NINE, ROSE, AND JACK VISIT THE ROARING 1920s FOR SOME GOOD DANCING. POSSIBLY INVOLVING F. SCOTT FITZGERALD AND ZELDA. ALSO BOOZE. ALSO BANTER. ALSO MAKING FUN OF HEMINGWAY.

*still capslocking everywhere*