1. He attached himself to Steve, like an emotionally starved limpet, in high school. And they've been best friends ever since. (Note: this was not actually Jeff's idea, even though - to this day - he thinks it was. It was Steve's. Steve was in desperate need of a friend who made him look good in comparison, so that Molly Harrison would talk to him. Jeff was PERFECT. He was also, to Steve's surprise, a very good friend.) 2. Jeff thought he might be attracted to Sally for a while, but then he had a very traumatic dream involving her, his own mother, and pair of bright green shorts, and woke up terrified of EVER TOUCHING HER EVER. Now he just fakes it (because otherwise Patrick would be offended). 3. Lesbos did live up to expectations. (Yeah. Yeah.) He hasn't told the guys yet. He suspects they won't believe him.
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2. Jeff thought he might be attracted to Sally for a while, but then he had a very traumatic dream involving her, his own mother, and pair of bright green shorts, and woke up terrified of EVER TOUCHING HER EVER. Now he just fakes it (because otherwise Patrick would be offended).
3. Lesbos did live up to expectations. (Yeah. Yeah.) He hasn't told the guys yet. He suspects they won't believe him.
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I knew Jeff would lend himself to the best random facts. *beams*