WHAT NOT TO DO:

[fahye]

1) Listen to Eddie Izzard on one's iPod whilst out for a walk in the fucking miraculous August sunshine, and fail to restrain one's laughter when passing a family of small kiddies on tricycles. (Parents may think you are a bizarre be-sunglassed freak and proceed to look at you funny.)

2) Neglect one's knowledge of celebrity gossip, because then one is unaware of momentous news such as the fact that Dane Cook is possibly having a fling with Jessica Simpson. WTF. THE END OF THE WORLD COMETH.

3) Swan around vaguely all week and forget that one has a 15% cell physiology test on Monday, for which one needs to know 6 weeks worth of lecture and tutorial material.

If anyone needs me, I'll be over here with calcium transporters and electrochemical gradients dribbling out of my ears.

Comments

[ashen_key]

Um. Who is Dane Cook?

[fahye.livejournal.com]

He's the American comedian who is the source of such gems as A TYRE. HIT HER IN THE FACE and DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE ME WHEN I AM DYING IN THE ABYSS, most of which have been stolen and corrupted and giggled over by Millifolken. I can give you some of his shows on CD, if you like.

Anyway. He and Jessica Simpson are co-stars in an upcoming film called Employee of the Month and the latest gossipy rumours claim that they are more than friends.

[ashen_key]

Aaaaaaah. Gotcha. I was wondering where the tyre thing came from.

And, sure. When I return BSG and Vintner's Luck.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

AHAH. I knew someone had my copy of VL, I just couldn't remember who.

[ashen_key]

*shamefaced*

[dopplegl.livejournal.com]

Why do I even KNOW you? *cries*

I will attempt to upload Dane for you, you Heathen.

[ashen_key]

Um.

*gestures helplessly at icon?*

[dopplegl.livejournal.com]

CHEATER!

[ashen_key]

I merely use what I have. *sniffs*