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WHAT NOT TO DO:
1) Listen to Eddie Izzard on one's iPod whilst out for a walk in the fucking miraculous August sunshine, and fail to restrain one's laughter when passing a family of small kiddies on tricycles. (Parents may think you are a bizarre be-sunglassed freak and proceed to look at you funny.)
2) Neglect one's knowledge of celebrity gossip, because then one is unaware of momentous news such as the fact that Dane Cook is possibly having a fling with Jessica Simpson. WTF. THE END OF THE WORLD COMETH.
3) Swan around vaguely all week and forget that one has a 15% cell physiology test on Monday, for which one needs to know 6 weeks worth of lecture and tutorial material.
If anyone needs me, I'll be over here with calcium transporters and electrochemical gradients dribbling out of my ears.
2) Neglect one's knowledge of celebrity gossip, because then one is unaware of momentous news such as the fact that Dane Cook is possibly having a fling with Jessica Simpson. WTF. THE END OF THE WORLD COMETH.
3) Swan around vaguely all week and forget that one has a 15% cell physiology test on Monday, for which one needs to know 6 weeks worth of lecture and tutorial material.
If anyone needs me, I'll be over here with calcium transporters and electrochemical gradients dribbling out of my ears.