which way is up or which way down

[fahye]

I am in the medical school computer lab, where I expect I will remain for the next five hours or so.

I have to write a four-page summary paper on ADHD and a five-minute oral on lifestyle factors affecting fertility in Western women, research regulation of lactose intake in bacteria and start looking up statistics on schizophrenia in Australia.






Surely someone, somewhere, wants to comment-chat and distract me.

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[unravels.livejournal.com]

*waves maniacally*

*has no idea if it's been 5 hours*

*waves into the ether anyway*

[fahye.livejournal.com]

It's been, like, one.

*so bored*

LOOK, LUCIFERSTOMACH.

[unravels.livejournal.com]

...Oh my GOD. *flails*

You can't just-- just throw that down without warning me first! ACK.




See, now I can't think what to say. I have been utterly robbed of all conversational ability. It's kind of sad. Er.

In related news, anyway, you should finally finally have your fic soon. It is at Beta Central. And it's been so long that you've likely forgotten what it was, which is probably for the best, anyway. :]

[fahye.livejournal.com]

It is my Sekrit Weapon.

Um...backstory...of some sort...you're right, I've kind of forgotten. HURRAH FOR SURPRISES!

[unravels.livejournal.com]

Yes, something like that. *sneaks around*

Your Sekrit Weapon is very effective. I can't say I have anything similar, really, which I now believe is a grave oversight.

I have just managed to dump half a bowl of mac & cheese into my lap, though. That could easily be quite a shock were I to employ it in Sekrit against others. *sigh*

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Mac & cheese trebuchet?

(WOOMCH)

Dammit, now I'm really hungry.

[unravels.livejournal.com]

*ducks*

Yes! Also good for cream pies. And I thought I was full until I saw your icon. ;)

Hmm. I have a strong suspicion that somewhere in the assignment to write 4 pages on ADHD, there's a hidden oxymoron.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. I should do half a page and say it's a creative interpretation.

I'm bored of that one now anyway (how appropriate) and need space to work out the patterns of cerebral blood flow, so I am working on my oral instead.

[unravels.livejournal.com]

You should - I would give it good marks, anyway! I suppose your professors may be incredibly stodgy, humorless bores less amused. :/

Lifestyle factors affecting fertility. Umm. Smokin' and drinkin'. Waiting until later in life to start a family. ...Stress, maybe? That is certainly not 5 minutes and I'm positive you have all of it, anyway, so I'm not sure what the point of that was.

Aaaaand I've gotta head towards bed, unfortunately. Stupid Sunday night. Good luck with your work, though - hope it's over sooner than you thought. :)