messages for my female characters

[fahye]

Dear Dr Asuka,

No matter how hard you try and how much of a beautifully practical personality you develop, I don't need any more main characters in this fic.

Oh, bloody hell.

Seishirou is going to develop an unhealthy habit of calling you on his mobile whenever things go wrong and demanding counselling. Analyse that, bizatch.

- Fahye

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Dear Arashi,

I think Kamui is going to commit suicide. I already have one suicidal character and don't need another. I need you to be his Voice of Reason and have snark-offs with Sei. You are not allowed to angst about Sorata, because there is enough angst already. You're a well-adjusted girl. Deal.

- Fahye

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Dear Yuzuriha,

No, dear. Too angsty for you. Go have ice cream with Kusanagi and if you're good I'll give you a cameo.

- Fahye

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Dear Setsuka,

NO. You're dead. Go away.

- Fahye

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Dear Hokuto,

Same deal.

- Fahye

Comments

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

*mad giggle* Characters not behaving, dear? Oh, how well I know your pain. Woe. *grin*

[fahye.livejournal.com]

You have no idea *headdesk*

[halcyon-libra.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. The idea of Seishirou calling up a therapist is priceless. XD And oooh, Setsuska. That would make things interesting. I like the way your brain functions. XD;;

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Be quiet, you're giving her ideas! ><

[halcyon-libra.livejournal.com]

*devilish innocent smirking* XD;;

[min1979.livejournal.com]

Dear Freya,

OMFG THEY'RE MAKING AN ARTHUR MOVIE and I squeed very loudly at my friend who is VERY familiar with all that King Arthurian Legend shi-umstuff, and I actually shrieked OMFG LIK GALAHAD AND MORDRED WILL BE IN IT RIGHT? AND BE CUTE? BECAUSE OMFG THEY'RE HAVING SEX at about the same decibel as the capitals suggest :O

But like omg!

Also: you know Hokuto can't keep her damn self out of ANYTHING. I mean, they ripped her heart out and she kept talking for another ten minutes, besides making herself the major angst of TWO characters. *stares at the ukes* Don't think it's actually gonna STOP her, do you?

LOVE AND CRAZY SQUEEING OMG

Minna

[fahye.livejournal.com]

I KNOW AND LANCELOT IN THE MOVIE LOOKS LIKE MY MORDRED

Thus leading us to formulate the theory that Mordred is Arthur and Lance's lovechild :D

I refuse to allow her access to my fic, dammit.

[min1979.livejournal.com]

...

*holds up sakura tree deadwood* YOU SHALL NOT PASS >:O!!

OH MY GOD MORDREDY LANCELOT *GOOGLES*

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Yahah. It was dead weird.

...or maybe it was Arthur who looks like my Mordred. I can't remember.

Yes. Clive Owens as Arthur has curly black Mordred!hair. Nice and suitable.