messages for my female characters

[fahye]

Dear Dr Asuka,

No matter how hard you try and how much of a beautifully practical personality you develop, I don't need any more main characters in this fic.

Oh, bloody hell.

Seishirou is going to develop an unhealthy habit of calling you on his mobile whenever things go wrong and demanding counselling. Analyse that, bizatch.

- Fahye

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Dear Arashi,

I think Kamui is going to commit suicide. I already have one suicidal character and don't need another. I need you to be his Voice of Reason and have snark-offs with Sei. You are not allowed to angst about Sorata, because there is enough angst already. You're a well-adjusted girl. Deal.

- Fahye

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Dear Yuzuriha,

No, dear. Too angsty for you. Go have ice cream with Kusanagi and if you're good I'll give you a cameo.

- Fahye

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Dear Setsuka,

NO. You're dead. Go away.

- Fahye

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Dear Hokuto,

Same deal.

- Fahye