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So how exactly does one...? Oh, I see. Okay.

Well, as you may have guessed, Marius managed to talk me into updating this thing for him. Ostensibly because I am better with mortals, but actually because he couldn't find any pictures of him that were flattering enough.

Alright, alright. I'm getting there.

Anyway. The message that I am passing on is that Marius' owner suffered from a stress attack this afternoon and may not be coming online tonight because her mother ordered her to leave her homework until after dinner for the good of her mental health. She wishes to say that she looked at her bracelet, but considered that sending her pet vampire around to shoot everyone that was causing her stress was possibly not the best course of action.

I did offer, though. Louis is being a spoilsport and trying to talk me out of by being reasonable. I hate it when he does that. He's already won the argument, I'm just keeping it up to amuse myself. He's so adorable when he's pissed off -

Oh. Sorry, Marius. Anyway...

Freya wishes to assure everyone that she is calming down now and has stopped punching things. It was quite frightening while it lasted, but knowing her she'll move onto poetry any second now.

Besides, she's letting me write this, so she can't be too messed up.

~ Lestat

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*wince* Ouchouch. Poor Frar. Stress attacks are NOT fun. Feel better soon, yeah?

That is one of the sexiest icons that I have ever seen!

why do you get to keep lestat in your basement? not to mentione louis and marius... i'll just have to steal me a dorian gray, then!
maybe an overload sexy vampires caused your stress attack.. but i hope you're all better now!

!1!!1!11!!1!

i just added those because they're purdy.

Dorian Gray, mine! *steals Dorian*

regardless of what your incredibly SEXALICIOUS ICON may lead people to believe, that is LIES! ALL LIIIIIIEEEESSS

filthy lyingssss hobbitses.. wot gawgetteh dawgziezsszzszszs hasssss it gawt in its pocketses, i assskskkssss? eez it DORIAN GRAYZZZZ??? nooo... my precioussssssss

Do you think we should comes to ein agreeement, we clone him and keep the real one in shop front window to attract other men of sorts?

maybe we could sell clones of him to the inevitable attracted females, but make sure they were inferior clones that found vampire beast 'woman' attractive? and we could steal any hawtt men that came along and put them in a cage, and then stroke our respective dorian's arms and laugh evilly while sipping scandalously expensive champagne.

yes, that agreement is certainly... agreeable.

i AGREE! ^^