wouldn't it be nice if we could blame Oprah
Look, universe, I'm not saying you don't know what you're doing, I'm just saying that after a decade-long drought it seems a tad unfair that half of the country is now underwater. I know the poem says 'droughts and flooding rains', but honestly, who takes these things literally?
Weekend forecast: MORE FUCKING RAIN.
I'll be celebrating my birthday by baking a prune cake and watching as the water level in our swimming pool once again reaches the level best described as 'congratulations! your backyard is now an ornamental wading pond!'.
Weekend forecast: MORE FUCKING RAIN.
I'll be celebrating my birthday by baking a prune cake and watching as the water level in our swimming pool once again reaches the level best described as 'congratulations! your backyard is now an ornamental wading pond!'.
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ALSO
YES
THANK GOD
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(And it's blue skies here, right now, though how long that will last is anyone's guess.)
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How long are you in Canberra for this time?
(Also, happy birthday for tomorrow!)
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