oh hello darling guess what?
Honestly, I DO feel like Bridget Jones's mother, in that I want to pick up the phone and call everyone I know and say OH HELLO DARLING GUESS WHAT? at them, over and over, until they say "What?" and I can then yell
"IT'S SNOWING!"
It is the middle of spring.
Snow is falling.
WHAT FREAKISH HELLTOWN HAVE I MOVED TO?
Excuse me while I go put on all the clothes I own (I did not think to bring my enormous puffy coat in OCTOBER).
"IT'S SNOWING!"
It is the middle of spring.
Snow is falling.
WHAT FREAKISH HELLTOWN HAVE I MOVED TO?
Excuse me while I go put on all the clothes I own (I did not think to bring my enormous puffy coat in OCTOBER).

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