seriously: hmph

[fahye]

It is PEE & PROSTATE & PENIS WEEK here at med school. Slash fiction lied to you, kiddies: the prostate is BORING. And quite honestly I just want to snooze through the seven hours of lectures I have today:

- Bladder dysfunction and urinary incontinence
- Male sexual dysfunction
- Imaging the urinary tract
- Renal colic and uriolithiasis
- Anatomy of male reproductive tract
- Prostate cancer and screening
- Lower urinary tract symptoms and benign prostatic hypertrophy

YEAH. EXCITING.

I hate this block.

~

Much more cheerfully -- yesterday I finished the third chapter of the heist AU! I am now (hopefully) a third of the way through the fic. The document has over 21,000 words in it. This fandom is EVIL.

Comments

[annaalamode.livejournal.com]

Imaging the urinary tract

I read that as "imagining" and I was like, you just get to make stuff up in medical school? That's a strange thing to imagine. I wonder what kind of visualization exercise you would use for the urinary tract. Then I realized I am overthinking this and went back to my baseball game.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

I almost wish they would teach us visualisation exercises! It would be a lot better than just showing us lots and lots of Xrays and ultrasounds and CT scans and weird things like retrograde pyelography.

[ariastar.livejournal.com]

I think misreading is some sort of horrible disease tonight, because I totally read retrograde pyelography as "retrograde pornography" and was trying to figure out how that would work. IT'S A DISEASE I TELL YOU.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Pornography you watch AFTER you've orgasmed, perhaps?

[mercuriazs.livejournal.com]

Slash fiction lied to you, kiddies: the prostate is BORING.

*cracks the fuck up*