1) His neck is his #1 erogenous zone. And not always in a strictly sexual sense -- he likes wearing his scarf because the material feels nice, comforting, against his skin. But he will go kind of crazy when people pay attention to it with their mouths.
2) There is a slender chapter of his book of spells that he's pretty sure Gaius has forgotten the existence of. Or else is pretending it doesn't exist. Either way: THEY WILL NEVER SPEAK OF IT. Anyway: once he'd practiced the pronunciation for hours, scared to death of doing something irreversible and frightening to his private parts, Merlin found that a couple of the spells could make masturbation a WHOLE LOT MORE FUN.
3) Not until he met Arthur did Merlin realise that lust could have nothing to do with affection and a lot to do with wanting to punch someone's perfect stupid handsome face in.
Medicine has stripped me of my ability to spell IMPORTANT WORDS.
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1) His neck is his #1 erogenous zone. And not always in a strictly sexual sense -- he likes wearing his scarf because the material feels nice, comforting, against his skin. But he will go kind of crazy when people pay attention to it with their mouths.
2) There is a slender chapter of his book of spells that he's pretty sure Gaius has forgotten the existence of. Or else is pretending it doesn't exist. Either way: THEY WILL NEVER SPEAK OF IT. Anyway: once he'd practiced the pronunciation for hours, scared to death of doing something irreversible and frightening to his private parts, Merlin found that a couple of the spells could make masturbation a WHOLE LOT MORE FUN.
3) Not until he met Arthur did Merlin realise that lust could have nothing to do with affection and a lot to do with wanting to punch someone's perfect stupid handsome face in.
Medicine has stripped me of my ability to spell IMPORTANT WORDS.