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I am finding this way too hilarious
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SASUKE YOU DUMBASS
I feel like everyone else has already talked enough about the fact that while Naruto's role seems to be to make friends with all the surly characters and teach them how to belieeeeeeeve in a dreeeeeeeam, Sasuke's seems to be to BE MANIPULATED BY CRAZY EVIL PEOPLE.
They are both so DUMB AND DETERMINED oh man I love teenagers, I really do.
And it CAN'T end well.
Naruto: I will protect Konoha!
Sasuke: I WILL DESTROY KONOHA
Naruto: WTF
Sasuke: BECAUSE IT WAS MEAN TO MY BROTHER
Naruto: Your brother...that you killed?
Sasuke: MY TRAGICALLY HEROIC FUCKNUT OF A BROTHER WHO CARED ABOUT ME ALL ALONG EVEN THOUGH THE BEST WAY HE COULD THINK OF TO SHOW IT WAS MENTAL TORTURE, OH WELL, WE ALL HAVE FLAWS.
Naruto: WHAT WAIT SLOW DOWN WHAT
Sasuke: So OBVIOUSLY I have to destroy Konoha. Move out of the way.
Naruto: THERE ARE OTHER OPTIONS AT THIS POINT.
Sasuke: NO THIS IS THE ONLY OPTION AND I KNOW IT'S TRUE BECAUSE THE CRAZY MAN WITH THE SWIRLY MASK TOLD ME SO
Naruto: ......................
(Itachi's ghost: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, SASUKE
Me: YOU REALISE THIS IS YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT FOR SHATTERING THE BOY'S MIND AT A TENDER AGE)