ATTN: MISS CLAIRA

[fahye]

*waves hands disgustedly*

LOOK at it. It's got TWO DIFFERENT SHADES OF PINK. And you can't quite tell from the photo but the design is OFFENSIVELY PIXELATED and HORRIBLE.

It cost $0.99.

I hope you're happy.

Sadist.

Comments

[stars-like-dust.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!

I more un-you mug I never did see. THAT IS FANTASTIC.

(Why is there ivy in there with the roses? Is it POISON IVY? Who knows.)

Also, if your package doesn't get to you by Friday, I blame Australia Post.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

(I don't know! It's PART OF THE HORROR, clearly!)

Heeeeeey, Eponine, nice icon.

[stars-like-dust.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you've hurt someone's feelings by saying that about their favouritest mug in the world.

Why thank you. *bows* I have another, but it's more meaningful and less sort of mocking/facetious. Clearly I need more icons.

Also, the phrase 'I hope you're happy' just makes me want to launch into the bitter angsty fight before 'Defying Gravity'.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY HOW YOU HURT YOUR CAUSE FOREVER, I HOPE YOU THINK YOU'RE CLEVER!

[fahye.livejournal.com]

I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD HOW YOU WOULD GROVEL IN SUBMISSION TO FEED YOUR OWN AMBITION!

See, this works well. What with you liking pink and all.

[stars-like-dust.livejournal.com]

SO THOUGH I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY RIGHT ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

Pink and sparkles. Don't forget the sparkles.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

..........I feel this explains many many things about our beautiful friendship.

[stars-like-dust.livejournal.com]

And beside fundamental belief differences on the subject of pink (and ruffles) (and lace) (and double breasted coats) (and shoes), we manage to shop together. It is truly very Elphaba/Galinda, only ... I have less money. And no bubbles, although I'm sure I could arrange something!

Oh, I can't wait to see your face when you open your parcel.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

jshskjdhsdn I tried to do an artistic impression of me opening your parcel and it is the silliest picture of me to ever exist



see? I am HALF NOSE, HALF CHEEKBONES

[stars-like-dust.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA OMG TOTALLY AWESOME. I am looking forward in breathless anticipation to the real thing.

I compliment you on your shiny hair!

I have rehearsal tonight, and I have lost half my voice. This is ... not awesome?

[fahye.livejournal.com]

It looked shocking this morning but I had an 8am lecture and could not be arsed to wash it. So this afternoon it got washed and attacked with the hairdryer.

No, not awesome :( You will have to croak mournfully at Marius from the wings.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

my grandmothers would both like that.

I saw a mug today and thought of you. It had a cute cartoon pig, which said 'oink'.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Thought of me in what way? Because cute cartoon animals are not really my thing. Neither are flowery things. As you may have gathered :D I HAVE NO SOUL.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

No, I didn't think it would be. Thus, why I thought of you. LOGIC! IT IS IMPENETRABLE!

[myrafur.livejournal.com]

I am piqued by this madness. o_O

[fahye.livejournal.com]

HAHA. Um. Claira is my Patron Saint of Coffee, but in exchange for her buying me coffee I have to obey her strange whims. Which include me going out and buying the most un-Fahye coffee mug I could find.