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[fahye]

Oh yes, left this out and couldn't be bothered to edit so it can be a separate entry.

Encountered the DOM MONSTER on the bus today:

D: *leaps at Anna and me* UIDA&DYIDAKJDAA*AD&*AkdlszfuDJAHAAG!!!!! (translation later)
F: *blinks and looks away*
D: FREYA!!! I watched FOUR DVDS of ORPHEN yesterday!!!!
F: Oh yeah. I have the other two DVDs. I'll finish them some time after exams.
D: YOU HAVE THEM?? *pouts*
F: *flatly* Yes.
A: What's Orphen like?
F: Hmm, it's alright -
D: *cuts in* WHICH DO YOU LIKE BETTER??? Fusshhigey Yuugey (she CANNOT pronounce it), Kenshin, or Orphen???
F: *through gritted teeth* Well, not Orphen. The other two are quite different -
D: WHICH OUTTAKES DO YOU LIKE THE BEST??
F: *blinks* What? Um... *turns to Anna* Which DVD did we watch at Teegs' last time? 14?
D: HEY, I gave Andy 14 for her BIRTHDAY!!!!
F: How nice...
D: *I* like the ones that end lkfjsdhgrg (she was speaking rather fast)
F: HOW NICE... *pointedly starts talking to Anna*
D: HEY FREYA, have you actually MET Andy?
F: *urge to kill: rising* Yes, quite a few times. I went to Skyfire with her, and Supanova, and I've seen her at Teegs' house...
D: I MEET ANDY... EVERY DAY!! LITERALLY!! *giggles inanely at own overwhelming wit*
F: Oh GOOD.
D: *screams the same thing as before* (This time it can be recognised as "blah blah blah.... THE BLACK TIGER!!!!" Damn Orphen)
F: *conversationally* You know, Anna, my anger level is really rising quite alarmingly.
A: *casually* Yes, and my stangle threshold is doing the same thing.
D: *oblivious, stares over our shoulder annoyingly for the rest of the trip*

I HATE THAT CHILD. At least she didn't pester me to make her a bracelet.

Comments

[izumihydra.livejournal.com]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! i ALSO hate that child!!!! she spent the WHOLE DAY at my house on sunday, when i was TRYING to study. she ruined that plan. or at least, she distracted me horribly with her high-pitched whiny laugh. I HATE HER SO.

perhaps, if we kill andy, she might go away? sorry about letting them watch orphen. don't know what i was thinking.

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

... That child sounds suspiciously like this REALLY ANNOYING GIRL at dance. She's like super hypo. And she's called Dom.
Hm. And I think she's in year 6, too... What does this Dom look like?

[schmendrannie.livejournal.com]

whash dish? shome short of.....annoying push puppy? who ish dish push puppy? i shought i knew all de push puppiesh in town.