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"The best part about being a pre-med student was that my laminated student ID stated my major: pre-med. I carried it in the front pocket of my jeans so that I could remove it throughout the day and gaze at it, reminding myself why I was there. When overwhelmed by a tedious microbiology lecture, I would simply pull out my ID card, look at my picture along with the words 'pre-med' and imagine myself at a future point in time double-parking my Saab convertible."
- Augusten Burroughs, Running With Scissors
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HAHAHA. THAT IS MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. Right down to the tedious microbio lectures.
*so amused*
- Augusten Burroughs, Running With Scissors
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HAHAHA. THAT IS MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. Right down to the tedious microbio lectures.
*so amused*
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YES! I love that book like mad!
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What was I going to say? 'My boyfriend said he loves my cum so much he wishes he could package it like ice cream so he can have it whenever he wants.'
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