Uh...Rami? Heater?

[fahye]

fahye: You realise that this makes Thom LEGALLY his nephew.

There's probably a law against that.

schiarire: OH GOD.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THAT. Luckily, the Trebonds are not known for their aversion to incest.

~

You freaks. Now look what you've done.

Comments

[setissma.livejournal.com]

...is this some extremely weird m-ways thing. Because. Like. *peers*

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

*helpfully explains* Lucifer and Thom of Trebond are . . . uh . . . not in a relationship, but definitely having occasional sex. Alanna of Trebond has just married Adam Young. (As in the Good Omens!Antichrist.)

*wise in the ways of M!*

[setissma.livejournal.com]

But...but... George! :((

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

I also love the George! but, uh, it's been about two years. Things change. She arrived in the bar prior to that point in canon.

[setissma.livejournal.com]

BUT GEORGE. *flails about* This is why I don't do M-ways. I cannot live with such strange turns of fate.

(Though Alanna and the Antichrist. That's pretty fucking funny.)

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

I call it the family of sin :D

[lunamystic]

Further proof that they should all be on Jerry Springer. *nods wisely*

Alanna: FORGET ABOUT THAT! Let's focus on the important things. Lucifer is now officially my father-in-law!? *clutches head*

And why do I get the feeling that Lucifer will have a great deal of fun with the fact that Lucy essentially orchestrated the whole thing? :D

[fahye.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA.

Lucifer: Hey, 'esuskitty. Look what your little pet human went and did.

[varadia]

Aslan: I have never kept pets, Morningstar. *is rather amused at Lucy's role, truthfully*

[fahye.livejournal.com]

I suppose she was actually dating the Antichrist at one point. That's kind of hard to top.

[varadia]

Unless she dated Lucifer or an analogue, pretty much yes.

*snickers*

Also note that that was NOT A REQUEST.

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

.............ALL I can think of now is the time Lucifer and Alanna kissed. Which was WRONG ENOUGH ALREADY.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

IT WAS WRONG BECAUSE OF COERCION ISSUES. NOT LEGAL INCEST ISSUES.

*defends!*

Lucifer was sleeping with Thom before Adam and Alanna were dating. That is my story and I'm sticking with it. *shoves the blame for the whole mess onto Rami & Heater*

[lunamystic]

*says nothing about icon*

Yes. Yes, he was. I think one of their earliest conversations had to do with this fact. Copious amounts of alcohol were involved.

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

Is that the one I set up?

[unravels.livejournal.com]

IT WAS WRONG BECAUSE OF COERCION ISSUES. NOT LEGAL INCEST ISSUES.

*dies laughing*

And whose twisted system of rationalization was this, again? XD

[ashen_key]

And George and Alanna getting married when they are technically step-siblings isn't wrong?

*uses the old 'falling back on canon' trick, even though she only plays Dell*

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

*blink* They were? It has been too long since I read.

[ashen_key]

Legally, yep. Myles adopted Alanna, and then married George's mum.

[lunamystic]

I think he kissed her three times, actually. Over time. Rat bastard. :D

Alanna: Hear, hear. WTF, father-in-law. He's not getting invited to family dinners.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

EVERY time ANYONE says ANYTHING about family dinners, in ANY context, all I can think about is that damn conversation about meat.

And then I start laughing and can't stop.

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

Lucifer has to come next time. For safety in numbers.

Also, last time Thom got no meat.

[lunamystic]

Ji: is brother still coming to family dinners
Me: brother is allowed yes. she will serve meat
Ji: uh oh
Ji: will he actually get any
Me: what a question
Me: XD
Ji: *looks at precedent*
Ji: "no"

I have the same problem.

[ashen_key]

...did I miss something?

[last_adam]

MEAT.



Hi, you?

Heater and I collapse into puddles of GIGGLE FITS in GROCERY STORES over it.