in which Ji & I air our thoughts on medical TV

[fahye]

fahye: Malaria is so interesting! I am torn between letting the Air Force give me lots of money to become a tropical medicine specialist, or going into massive amounts of debt and having to train for eight extra years and becoming either an infectious disease specialist or a neurosurgeon instead.

I COULD BE, LIKE, MCDREAMY. OR HOUSE. I WOULD BE RICH AND HAPPY.

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schiarire: McDreamy and House are rich and happy?

IF YOU EVER, EVER MEET AN ADDISON SHEPERD (shepard?), I HOPE YOU SHARE.

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fahye: Shepperd? Sheppard? I think Sheppard. I really have no idea. Ask Tris. Tris will know.

DUDE. If I do, she is all mine. I will let her walk all over me with her high heels and her perfect legs and her crazy eyebrows.

Emphasis being on the rich. And I do not plan on becoming deliberately UNhappy, but you know. If I get an infarct in my thigh muscle, I will let not!Addison do whatever she damn wants so that she doesn't run off and marry someone with a pathetic pancreas. Or whatever. I can't even remember what Mark had. A tumour? Probably.

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schiarire: YOU HAVE NOW BLENDED ADDISON AND STACEY INTO A SINGLE, MUTANT ENTITY. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

Mark had ...

...

Mark sucks. No one cares what Mark had.

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fahye: AND IF MY MUTANT STADDISON ENTITY COMMITS ADULTERY WITH MY BEST FRIEND, I WILL FORGIVE HER.

(you see? you have a chance!)

Yeah, exactly. Mark had a whiny voice. That is what Mark had.

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schiarire: Whiny voices, cancer . . . what's the diff. Honestly.

YESSSS! omg, staddison can commit adultery with MEEEEE, and then she can feel really bad and . . . have . . . way more sex with you . . .

Dammit, this plan sucks.

(Tris: I believe it is Shepherd! And that dumb guy from Lost is Sheppard.)

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fahye: Jack Sheppard. That's right. Nobody cares about him either.



We have the best conversations ever.

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schiarire: Oh, they're just wanton. Every conversation with you is another day in Hell for me.

Comments

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Shephard? What kind of screwed up spelling is that?

I think I even wrote a fic that had Jack-from-Lost in it once. I probably just made up the spelling.