in which Ji & I air our thoughts on medical TV

[fahye]

fahye: Malaria is so interesting! I am torn between letting the Air Force give me lots of money to become a tropical medicine specialist, or going into massive amounts of debt and having to train for eight extra years and becoming either an infectious disease specialist or a neurosurgeon instead.

I COULD BE, LIKE, MCDREAMY. OR HOUSE. I WOULD BE RICH AND HAPPY.

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schiarire: McDreamy and House are rich and happy?

IF YOU EVER, EVER MEET AN ADDISON SHEPERD (shepard?), I HOPE YOU SHARE.

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fahye: Shepperd? Sheppard? I think Sheppard. I really have no idea. Ask Tris. Tris will know.

DUDE. If I do, she is all mine. I will let her walk all over me with her high heels and her perfect legs and her crazy eyebrows.

Emphasis being on the rich. And I do not plan on becoming deliberately UNhappy, but you know. If I get an infarct in my thigh muscle, I will let not!Addison do whatever she damn wants so that she doesn't run off and marry someone with a pathetic pancreas. Or whatever. I can't even remember what Mark had. A tumour? Probably.

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schiarire: YOU HAVE NOW BLENDED ADDISON AND STACEY INTO A SINGLE, MUTANT ENTITY. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

Mark had ...

...

Mark sucks. No one cares what Mark had.

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fahye: AND IF MY MUTANT STADDISON ENTITY COMMITS ADULTERY WITH MY BEST FRIEND, I WILL FORGIVE HER.

(you see? you have a chance!)

Yeah, exactly. Mark had a whiny voice. That is what Mark had.

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schiarire: Whiny voices, cancer . . . what's the diff. Honestly.

YESSSS! omg, staddison can commit adultery with MEEEEE, and then she can feel really bad and . . . have . . . way more sex with you . . .

Dammit, this plan sucks.

(Tris: I believe it is Shepherd! And that dumb guy from Lost is Sheppard.)

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fahye: Jack Sheppard. That's right. Nobody cares about him either.



We have the best conversations ever.

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schiarire: Oh, they're just wanton. Every conversation with you is another day in Hell for me.

Comments

[setissma.livejournal.com]

I am so, so horrified.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Uh oh :D

By which part?

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

BY STADDISON, DR FRARSKINSTEIN!!!

[fahye.livejournal.com]

:O

Admittedly, I am not madly in lust with Stacey, but that was not the point. The point was MY being a glorious amalgamation of McDreamy and House.



Um.

[setissma.livejournal.com]

ALL OF IT.

Also, Ji was my Israeli exchange student chem partner. :)) His name was actually Jihad. Like, you know, HOLY WAR.

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

I can't compete with that!

[setissma.livejournal.com]

He was a really bad lab partner. But kind of hot.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

OH COME ON. Addison! Look how hot and unimpressed she is! I'll share?

Addison & Stacey (& Bailey & Cuddy) should form a club.

[setissma.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna go with John Sheppard. Just saying.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

I am not wise in the ways of SG:A :(

[glamaphonic]

I was going to comment on your very hilarious post and say something MUTUALLY ADMIRING or something about you and Ji, BUT I have been completely captivated by your icon of my husband so WHATEVER.

*stares*

P.S. One day LJ will stop making things ugly and make an "Edit Comment" feature instead. No. Really. They will.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Ji & I have the very highest standard of conversations, we do. You wouldn't believe how many emails we can exchange on the subject of House's Ubiquitous Tumours (many).

ISN'T IT FABULOUS? I have so many icons that I like at the moment, and I don't even have the extra ones enabled. 36 pixelated squares of joy.

Ugh, I know. I think it's a lot to do with the fact that being able to edit comments means people can alter conversations afterwards for nefarious purposes, but really. Really, LJ. We're not all libelous hobags. We just make typos.

[setissma.livejournal.com]

Do a google image search for John Sheppard. You don't need to be wise. :>