I would love to improvise mythology. "Yeees, you, ah, you manifest certain traits of the Xygeschrestian deity of -- of smelling like pus. This means that, uh, you should . . . find water . . . and cleanse . . . the world!!"

And that is why no one would let me.

I suspect Zarek's political theory is kind of cheap. But he does have him some charisma.