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I feel this icon sums up my feelings as to BSG right now
WHAT.
Just on the evening when I decide to break the not-habit of a lifetime and actually try for some decent smut, my mother gets all OH NOES YOUR LIVER and stops me on my second glass of sauvignon blanc. I only had 178 words done.
I CANNOT WRITE SMUT SOBER. WHAT IS THIS.
This is why I normally live away from my family. However, my family are the ones with the large bottle of tequila sitting in the cupboard. WAH. I want to make double-strength Sunrises and tap merrily away at this until my brain forgets the meaning of the word 'euphemism', or in fact how to pronounce and spell it.
And yes, Rawles, it's voyeur!Margaret, because...um...it is. Although I am starting to regret this fact, because my pronouns are having identity crises.
Just on the evening when I decide to break the not-habit of a lifetime and actually try for some decent smut, my mother gets all OH NOES YOUR LIVER and stops me on my second glass of sauvignon blanc. I only had 178 words done.
I CANNOT WRITE SMUT SOBER. WHAT IS THIS.
This is why I normally live away from my family. However, my family are the ones with the large bottle of tequila sitting in the cupboard. WAH. I want to make double-strength Sunrises and tap merrily away at this until my brain forgets the meaning of the word 'euphemism', or in fact how to pronounce and spell it.
And yes, Rawles, it's voyeur!Margaret, because...um...it is. Although I am starting to regret this fact, because my pronouns are having identity crises.
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Hmmm, alcohol. I wish I had the time/money to get drunk. Sigh.
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Put enough wine into me and you don't get written smut, you get the real thing - in a very clumsy and uncoordinated fashion ;P
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*offers you large amounts of 42 below manuaka honey vodka*
why does virtual alcohol not work?
Hope the pronouns and booze end up where they should.