RETURN OF THE OPG

[fahye]

*phone rings*

Me: Hello?
Woman: Is that Dr (Fahye's mother)?
Me: No, it's her daughter.
Woman: Oh, hi. Freya, right? We're just calling to see if your mother has any preference of surgeons for when we remove your wisdom teeth.
Me: REMOVE MY WHAT HUH WHEN WHERE HOW I see.

o_O

RL friends will be employed to feed me jelly and soup and tea and NOT LAUGH AT MY PUFFY FACE OF DOOM.

Add to this the fact that my draft timetable for this semester is shocking, my left heel gave out on my run this morning, and I overcooked my lunch pasta EW EW SOGGY PASTA...today is not so great.

I am making coffee.

Lots of coffee.

Comments

[rimestock.livejournal.com]

My advice to you, from the end of last August:

1) When they first come out, and they give you gauze to chew on, theoretically to stop the bleeding? Do not believe them. Instead, soak teabags in cold water, and use those. Bite down hard. It tastes gross and bitter, but it also has the benefit of making your mouth not taste like blood for a week.

2) Be prepared for the likelihood that for once in your life you actually will write smut, if you find yourself hanging in a bad crowd. Especially if you're around enablers. And most of your friends that I know? Are.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

YES

I WILL USE THE DRUG-INDUCED STATE TO WRITE SMUT

HURRAH

[rimestock.livejournal.com]

And once you've written it, Ji is next to fall! :D!!1

*pets you*

Yes dear.

[fahye.livejournal.com]

Sorry. Coffee. Bzzzzzz.

[tammaiya.livejournal.com]

2) So is this like how you write porn when you're tired and your resistance is down? Because you are beyond embarrassment reflexes? *curious*

Ow, wisdom teeth. :( I will be on hand for coddling, etc.

[rimestock.livejournal.com]

Pretty much, yeah.

I mean.

I point out that the one and only time I've ever been constructively involved in Edmund's sex life is when I was doped up on codeine from having my wisdom teeth out, so. :D

[profound-poppy.livejournal.com]

i'm not given a timetable, not even a draft one until o-week...(that's like one week before uni????? do they *think* i have nothing better to fill my time, so uni won't cut into any of *my* plans...grumble...

damn science degree with all its compulsory labs and long hours...(how many hours do you have each week?)

gives hug for wisdom-teeth-loss

[fahye.livejournal.com]

I don't have many hours at all this time because I'm only taking three courses (plus an advanced studies course) and I have SO MANY CLASHES. Grrr.

[ripedecay.livejournal.com]

Wisdom teeth removal is painless and easy, so I hope you're not too worried. ♥ And the pain killers they give you? HEAVEN. But then again, I liked to be knocked out so I stay asleep. *has sleep issues* The removal of the stitches is painless as well. *snug*

[ryokophoenix.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, join the club!
I'm being booked in for the mid year break, so we'll be chipmunks together, perhaps. :D

[fahye.livejournal.com]

YOU

WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY

I LEFT 3698436 MESSAGES

Now I'm going to have to come over and make you watch the second half of BSG