and today on WTF theatre

[fahye]

DoppleGangLander: We need sky tampons

...oh, what, you want context?



schiarire: hey, rain's back!
DoppleGangLander: now it's very light here
DoppleGangLander: was just HEAVY
schiarire: ...
DoppleGangLander: like a bad flow day
schiarire: *shakes head*
DoppleGangLander: We need sky tampons
Fahye Dielle: ...........
DoppleGangLander: ...whut?
Fahye Dielle: now there's a great out of context line
schiarire: Dude, that totally reminds me of Reagan's great defense strategy!
schiarire: uh.
schiarire: wait, no it doesn't.
Fahye Dielle: there were tampons?
schiarire: no, there were theoretical satellites
schiarire: which would shoot down theoretical communist missiles
schiarire: and theoretically be called star wars
Fahye Dielle: not, in fact, tampons. at all.
schiarire: no.
Fahye Dielle: just checking
schiarire: but kind of ... preventative ... things ... in the sky
schiarire: preventing the flow of ... nuclear destruction
Fahye Dielle: sky condoms?
schiarire: more like sky spermicide
schiarire: really
DoppleGangLander: We should build a dome, a giant sky diaphragm!
Fahye Dielle: every city would want one
DoppleGangLander: It will block spermy communist missiles

Comments

[schiarire.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. FOUR HOURS LATER I WAS LITERALLY DRAGGED OUT OF BED AND TOLD I HAD HALF AN HOUR TO BE IN THE CAR.

*quietly commits suicide*

[dopplegl.livejournal.com]

:O!

GO ALL NINJA ON YOUR FAMILY AND KILL THEM 5 TIMES BEFORE THEY HIT THE GROUND AND MAKE A COMFY BED OF THEIR CORPSES!